You'd think, given the sheer amount of data they have on me to use for targeted ads, they would've figured out I haven't owned an iPhone in more than three…
What was the first MP3 you ever downloaded? — Metzae (@Metzae) June 4, 2019
.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/LFFyveAvdQ — Metzae (@Metzae) June 2, 2019
I'm using a pocket comb to cheat at Track & Field at the arcade old. — Metzae (@Metzae) June 1, 2019
I literally just misused that word. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 21, 2019
Spoiler: People liked the ending of GoT, and there's nothing you can do about it. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 20, 2019
Oh, I'm not complaining. I just like the idea that they are connected. As in, Neo and John are the same person. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 18, 2019
Is the John Wick series just the next iteration of the Matrix? — Metzae (@Metzae) May 18, 2019
I've loved this last season of GoT, including Dani going bugshit all over King's Landing. There's been a lot of negativity about the windup, but I think it's just because…