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Pretty remarkable in that this is the first time ever that I haven't been able to access my @googlecalendar. #404 — Metzae (@Metzae) June 18, 2019
Jon Stewart is an American treasure. https://t.co/93QY57C5t7 — Metzae (@Metzae) June 12, 2019
You'd think, given the sheer amount of data they have on me to use for targeted ads, they would've figured out I haven't owned an iPhone in more than three…
What was the first MP3 you ever downloaded? — Metzae (@Metzae) June 4, 2019
.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/LFFyveAvdQ — Metzae (@Metzae) June 2, 2019
I'm using a pocket comb to cheat at Track & Field at the arcade old. — Metzae (@Metzae) June 1, 2019
I literally just misused that word. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 21, 2019
Spoiler: People liked the ending of GoT, and there's nothing you can do about it. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 20, 2019
Oh, I'm not complaining. I just like the idea that they are connected. As in, Neo and John are the same person. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 18, 2019
Is the John Wick series just the next iteration of the Matrix? — Metzae (@Metzae) May 18, 2019
I've loved this last season of GoT, including Dani going bugshit all over King's Landing. There's been a lot of negativity about the windup, but I think it's just because…
This is an absolutely perfect movie poster. It literally shows you the title of the movie without using a word. Look at the 3 big red vertical bars behind John…
I wish we lived in a world where moral concern for the unborn extended equally to living, breathing, thinking, and feeling human beings. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 17, 2019
When did it become so fashionable to complain about every new episode of a show you've spent years watching just because it didn't go the way you wanted? Why not…
Here's a phrase that's surprisingly hard to articulate: I edited it. — Metzae (@Metzae) May 10, 2019
I read this in the voice of Michigan J. Frog. https://t.co/HyhWpFU52T — Metzae (@Metzae) May 2, 2019
#notaspoiler for #gameofthronesBran in the #BattleofWinterfell be like pic.twitter.com/gQ44xy8Kst — Metzae (@Metzae) May 1, 2019
The Shepard tone is one (of the many) reasons you couldn't relax during the Battle of Winterfell. #GoT https://t.co/FYshDhGCN4 — Metzae (@Metzae) April 29, 2019
Captain America kills the Night King! There, I said it. — Metzae (@Metzae) April 29, 2019