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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
Fuck off, jingo. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
This is on you. You should be charged as an accomplice in these deaths. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 3, 2019
Easier question to answer: what isn't wrong with him? — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
Fuck you. Their blood is on your tiny hands. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 4, 2019
Trump is an obscene gesture. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 3, 2019
I heard that Facebook is leaning into making groups a significantly bigger part of their platform. If that's the case, it definitely needs some work. I often get the urge…
Your pet's loyalty is less impressive when you realize it's mostly just Stockholm syndrome. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 30, 2019
Trump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 21, 2019
50 years ago today, humanity did something extraordinary. https://t.co/08vSrnXooR — Metzae (@Metzae) July 20, 2019
Strange things are afoot in the Facebook algorithm hive mind. I just became a Top Fan™ of Nerdist, Gearbox, and Two Steps From Hell all within the last hour. —…
This is a real thing that happened to me in my early 30s. https://t.co/cDZA70JwjC — Metzae (@Metzae) July 9, 2019
On this day zero years ago, I made this stupid post. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 7, 2019
Is there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I'd donate to that. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 3, 2019
It must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up.…
I will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
I hope the outpouring of support and love protects you now and in the future. "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." — Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
#summertime https://t.co/SO4AbOKZ8D — Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
@JakeCorman What's it like be a shitty human being? — Metzae (@Metzae) June 29, 2019
Looks like Americans need to start learning how to spell Buttigieg. — Metzae (@Metzae) June 28, 2019
3173 8952 7929 — playing Harry Potter: Wizards Unite — Metzae (@Metzae) June 21, 2019