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Images The Kronies

The bar for political satire was just launched into space.

Jan 28, 2014

Posts This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.

Jan 27, 2014

Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

Aphorisms People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Jan 14, 2014

Posts Egg nog sounds like something illegal you do to a chicken.

Dec 24, 2013

Posts Facebook will never have a dislike button. You can’t unsubscribe from something you don’t subscribe to.

Dec 10, 2013

Blog Welcome to Sneadbuster

My friend, filmmaker, and funnyman Jeremy Snead gives us a quick tour of his shrine to the bygone era of video rentals where people had to travel to specific places…

Dec 10, 2013

Posts Why is it more socially acceptable to be an asshole than it is to call someone out for being one?

Nov 22, 2013

Posts I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming.

Nov 18, 2013

Aphorisms I love the Internet. Even though bad ideas are constantly propagated, good ideas are also propagated. And I have faith that humans as a whole will rise above the bullshit.

Nov 18, 2013

Fiction Heart of the System

A young woman goes on a journey to the inner planets of our solar system and becomes a participant in one of the most unprecedented events in human history.

Nov 7, 2013

Aphorisms There are few things I’m intolerant of as intolerance and few things I hate more than hate.

Nov 2, 2013

Posts It’s a good thing there isn’t a font for sarcasm because that would never be useful.

Oct 24, 2013

Aphorisms When someone asks you, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The answer should be, “Yes.”

Oct 18, 2013

Aphorisms If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my education, it’s that being more informed doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.

Oct 13, 2013

Aphorisms Family is defined more by the impulses in our brains than what pulses through our veins.

Oct 6, 2013

Aphorisms I love that the Internet will provide such a detailed record to our descendants of who we truly were as individuals.

Oct 1, 2013

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Sep 27, 2013

Aphorisms I look forward to the day when thanking someone for their service to their country refers to something other than war.

Sep 23, 2013

Aphorisms “Let’s agree to disagree” is obstinacy cloaked in reasonability.

Sep 14, 2013

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Sep 12, 2013

Articles Something Must Change in Syria

International laws have been broken in Syria. Atrocities have been committed. And more importantly, many more will be committed if we do not act.

Sep 11, 2013