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If you don’t like the fact that we have the First Amendment, then maybe you should move to another country that doesn’t have freedom of expression instead of lazily bitching…

Nov 19, 2011

Posts If you emphasize everything then you emphasize nothing.

Feb 11, 2013

Posts If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.

Feb 20, 2014

Posts If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.

Oct 22, 2014

Aphorisms If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes.

Jun 27, 2013

Posts If you look to a fast food chain to reaffirm your beliefs then it’s no wonder you don’t realize that you’re coming across as hateful.

Jul 24, 2012

Posts If you really believe that the world’s going to end this month, could you please email me your credit card information?

Dec 6, 2012

Posts If you’re a woman in Texas you should know the GOP thinks you’re sub-human.

Jun 25, 2013

Posts If you’re going to tell someone they’re an idiot…

I am far from a grammar Nazi, but if you’re going to tell someone they’re an idiot (or otherwise insult their intelligence), at least learn the difference between your and…

Jul 29, 2010

Posts If you’re not afraid to bob your head in public to a groovy song, then you are groovy to me.

Jun 7, 2012

Posts If you’ve chosen a side in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, you’ve chosen the wrong one.

Oct 9, 2023

Posts If you’ve ever played a song for your parents that they absolutely hated, what was it?

Aug 7, 2012