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Posts I’m not sure why, but finding a small pink sock in my laundry is a bit unnerving.

May 11, 2015

Posts I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority.

Jul 3, 2014

Shared I’m only here because my server’s down.

Jun 22, 2010

Shared I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.

I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start. I looked around my…

Nov 18, 2011

Posts I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.

Mar 22, 2013

Posts I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math.

Jan 13, 2016

Posts I’m sharing the YouTube link to my latest masterpiece because Facebook is making me pay for exposure. I’m pretty happy with this video and think some of you will love it (as long as you don’t mind blood and demons). https://t.co/VlvfnyhoGP

Nov 6, 2019

Posts I’m so odd that I can’t even.

Apr 30, 2015

Posts I’m the same age as Volodymyr Zelensky, Ron Desantis, and Donald Trump, Jr.

Nov 9, 2023

Articles I’m tired of talking about Chick-fil-A.

It's your choice whether you want to join in the discussion or let us do the thinking for you.

Aug 2, 2012

Posts I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.

Feb 23, 2017

Posts I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.

Dec 17, 2017

Images I’ve been unable to work all day, but at least I have good company.

Feb 15, 2021

Music I’ve been working on a project called Symphoniacal for more than a decade, and here’s a short preview of the… fb.me/6LMcaSU2d

I’ve been working on a project called Symphoniacal for more than a decade, and here’s a short preview of the… fb.me/6LMcaSU2d

Aug 25, 2014

Twitter I’ve been working on this a very long time, and I’m only halfway there.

I’ve been working on this a very long time, and I’m only halfway there.

Sep 18, 2015

Posts I’ve finally adjusted to the local time zone, so you know what that means: time to fly several hours to a different time zone!

Oct 19, 2015

Posts I’ve had a checking account for several years and haven’t written a single check.

Mar 26, 2016

Posts I’ve had a standing desk for exactly one day, and it’s already well worth it.

May 10, 2021

Images I’ve had this little tree for fifteen years, and tonight a few kodama revealed themselves.

I’ve had this little tree for fifteen years, and tonight a few kodama revealed themselves.

Jan 7, 2018

Aphorisms I’ve learned to recognize when I’m right only because I’ve learned to recognize when I’m wrong.

Nov 5, 2014

Articles I’ve lived in the Dallas area for three years, and I have never been the victim of a prosectuable crime. I have, however, been cheated out of several hundred dollars by people that hide behind desks and technicalities. These days, most thieves work within the bounds of the law.

Sep 9, 2016

Posts I’ve saved more money on home security than I’ve ever spent on my four-legged roommates.

Feb 4, 2017

Blog I’ve waited 30 years to take this picture.

I grew up watching Sean, so it was a privilege to see him working in person. Not only is he as nice as I expected, he’s a great interviewer. He…

May 22, 2015

Shared Ian McKellen: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Jul 30, 2009