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Blog I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Apr 6, 2017

Posts I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Apr 6, 2017

Images I will not apologize for being this weird about my cat.

(Seven-year-old niece for scale.)

Dec 28, 2023

Posts I wish everyone loved their siblings as much as I love mine.

Jul 31, 2013

Images I wish my physical mailbox had a spam filter.

I wish my physical mailbox had a spam filter.

Jul 30, 2015

Posts I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.

Mar 7, 2013

Posts I’d have a lot more respect for law enforcement if they were also forced to respect the law.

Aug 27, 2015

Articles I’d Rather Be Walking Dead

I’ve loved The Walking Dead since Glenn first called Rick a dumbass, and I unflinchingly purchase every episode because it is (and will always be) one of my favorites. A…

Dec 16, 2017

Images I’m a pluviophile.

I’m a pluviophile. #rainporn

Jul 30, 2017

Posts I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos.

#tacos

Feb 23, 2022

Posts I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.

May 23, 2013

Posts I’m holding my infant niece at a gas station, and she starts crying like the world is ending. A total stranger walks up and with a smile he says, “Don’t worry, bud. It gets better.”

Aug 14, 2016

Posts I’m not afraid that robots might take over the government anytime soon, but I’m genuinely concerned that algorithms may have already.

May 27, 2018

Posts I’m not sure why, but finding a small pink sock in my laundry is a bit unnerving.

May 11, 2015

Posts I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority.

Jul 3, 2014

Shared I’m only here because my server’s down.

Jun 22, 2010

Shared I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.

I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start. I looked around my…

Nov 18, 2011

Posts I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.

Mar 22, 2013

Posts I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math.

Jan 13, 2016

Posts I’m sharing the YouTube link to my latest masterpiece because Facebook is making me pay for exposure. I’m pretty happy with this video and think some of you will love it (as long as you don’t mind blood and demons). https://t.co/VlvfnyhoGP

Nov 6, 2019

Posts I’m so odd that I can’t even.

Apr 30, 2015

Posts I’m the same age as Volodymyr Zelensky, Ron Desantis, and Donald Trump, Jr.

Nov 9, 2023