Fiction
“Other people don’t think like that…
“Oh, it doesn’t matter. Other people don’t think like that.” “Have you met other people?!”
Archive
Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
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@dallasnews How do I stop you from filling my mailbox with spam every single week?
@dallasnews How do I stop you from filling my mailbox with spam every single week?
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As someone who has spent the past three decades as a video gamer, I can honestly say the Oculus is the next NES.
As someone who has spent the past three decades as a video gamer, I can honestly say the Oculus is the next NES.
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@pennjillette & @AdamRifkin made a movie you may never get to see, which is a shame because it’s brilliant.
@pennjillette & @AdamRifkin made a movie you may never get to see, which is a shame because it’s brilliant.
Portfolio
Mouser Presents: Cypress Pioneer Kit
See? I can make boring videos, too. Produced by Mediajuice Studios Edited by Eric P. Metze
Mashterpieces
None Shall Live by Two Steps from Hell + Assassin’s Creed Unity
A story like Romeo and Juliet, except they kill anyone standing in their way. I’ve been a fan of the Assassin’s Creed series for a long time, though I didn’t…
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Reborn by Thomas Bergersen + Recore
This is a vignette about a girl and her companion. Also, robots.
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Flight of the Silverbird by Two Steps from Hell + Halo 5: Guardians from 343 Industries
Prepare to fall out of the sky.
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Strength of a Thousand Men by Two Steps from Hell + Asura Online
This is (among other things) an attempt to use musical themes to represent certain factions, a la John Williams. The heroic main theme represents the humans, and it makes multiple…
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My furbaby escaped today (in northeast Dallas). Her name is Spot and she’s missing her left eye. Please help.
My furbaby escaped today (in northeast Dallas). Her name is Spot and she’s missing her left eye. Please help.
Blog
“Poof” or How I Almost Laughed Myself to Death
Late one night, I decided to try recording some voiceover. I’d recently discovered that you can change the pitch of your voice and turn an otherwise unusable voice into something…