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Posts Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends.

Feb 23, 2015

Images Bedtime Movie Poster Goes Viral

A friend of mine posted a picture of her son to Facebook, and all I could see was the cover to a horror movie. I became obsessed with it and spent a ridiculous amount of time working on it, but it paid off.

Mar 20, 2015

Aphorisms Being single is fun, except when it isn’t, and then it really isn’t.

Aug 3, 2015

Posts Blue Bell ice cream has killed more Americans than Ebola.

Sep 1, 2015

Posts BREAKING NEWS: The sun will rise tomorrow, billions of people love each other, things are generally going to be okay, and life will find a way.

Jul 1, 2015

Posts Can I just say “bless you” now to everyone and never feel awkward about not doing it again for the rest of my life?

Aug 15, 2015

Music Chapter 3: The Bringer of War

Sep 27, 2015

Images Check out the Callof Duty Black Ops3 gaming center.

Check out the #CallofDuty #BlackOps3 gaming center. #E32015

Jun 17, 2015

Posts Confession: I’ve had meals that cost $100 that were just as satisfying as a $1 cheeseburger.

Sep 21, 2015

Posts Consider this: The Force Awakens is currently the highest-rated Star Wars movie on Rotten Tomatoes.

Dec 23, 2015

Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.

Apr 6, 2015

Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.

Apr 6, 2015

Aphorisms Critics are more like alchemists than chemists.

May 14, 2015

Mashterpieces Cry by Thomas Bergersen + Detroit: Become Human

Deep inside me, I could feel something different, a gentle and warm whisper telling me that I am…alive. Today, my muse was an android. This video was created using the…

Oct 31, 2015 ▶ 157.5K views