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Fiction “So, having a good time so far?”

“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to…

Jan 23, 2013
Posts “That’s why I’m vegan.”

If you’re chatting with someone who is talking about their health issues, and your addition to the conversation is to say, “That’s why I’m vegan.” Then you should be aware…

Dec 6, 2012
Blog “You look like a great dad.”

A woman just asked me where my wife was, and I informed her that I wasn’t married. I asked her why she thought I was married and she said I…

Oct 17, 2012