Posts I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits. Apr 28, 2021
Posts Now that I’m a couple of weeks away from ending my year-long self-isolation, I’ve got to re-learn how to be a person. I just drove all the way to the store but didn’t get out because I realized I wasn’t wearing pants. Apr 17, 2021
Posts I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside. Apr 16, 2021
Posts When I was 8 years old, I memorized a phone number that I remember to this very day: 1-800-422-2602. It was my internet Apr 15, 2021
Posts I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful. Apr 3, 2021
Posts It’s gonna be really awkward when I finally get back into the office and randomly burst into song like I do when working from home. Mar 10, 2021
Posts Live your life in a way that millions of people don’t celebrate your death. #rushlimbaugh Feb 17, 2021
Posts The font used on Twitter is Helvetica Neue. What’s something you know that most people don’t? Feb 1, 2021
Posts If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people. Jan 31, 2021
Posts I just dropped $100 on a new mouse that doesn’t light up, so my next obvious step is to buy a house. Jan 30, 2021
Posts Every time someone I don’t know contacts me via private message, I think, “Ooh! Another Turing test!” Jan 25, 2021
Posts I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat. Jan 24, 2021
Posts Most people will take the time to google the #1 song from their birthday but won’t google the source of the potential misinformation they’re sharing. Jan 21, 2021