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Aphorisms I love that the Internet will provide such a detailed record to our descendants of who we truly were as individuals.

Oct 1, 2013

Articles I love that we live in an era where information is available to so many, but I hate the fact that skepticism and critical thinking are taught to so few.

Jul 13, 2016

Aphorisms I love the Internet. Even though bad ideas are constantly propagated, good ideas are also propagated. And I have faith that humans as a whole will rise above the bullshit.

Nov 18, 2013

Blog I Love WordPress

Just upgraded all of my sites to the latest version of WordPress before I realized there was another, slightly newer version available. Normally this would drive me crazy because it…

Feb 18, 2009

Blog I love you, Rosie.

Here’s a decent example of a Moluccan cockatoo speaking. https://youtu.be/clKLct2FSjM

May 1, 2007

Posts I miss Spot. I hope she’s somewhere safe.

Feb 23, 2016

Posts I really miss French dip sandwiches.

Nov 8, 2023

Posts I see so many YouTube channels with tens of thousands of subscribers (and more) that clearly need someone to help them with their final edit. (Hint, hint.)

Jul 19, 2023

Posts I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits.

Apr 28, 2021

Blog I take great comfort in the fact that, regardless of what the brainwashed masses may think, Obama will be remembered as one of the greatest presidents in American history.

Jan 11, 2017

Posts I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it.

Jul 21, 2016

Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

Posts I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside.

Apr 16, 2021

Posts I think I’m finally getting old. A couple of loud cars just roared through my peaceful neighborhood, and I stared out the window with my fist clenched for way too long.

May 30, 2020

Posts I think it’s amusing that most people pronounce the word incongruous as “in Congress.”

Feb 27, 2012

Posts I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat.

Jan 24, 2021

Aphorisms I used to think the political pendulum swung left and right. I was wrong. It swings forward and backward.

Nov 8, 2016

Posts I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper.

Feb 21, 2022

Aphorisms I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Blog I was taught that there is one perfect person out there for everyone…

I was taught that there is one perfect person out there for everyone, but now I know that is just a fairy tale. If it were true, then the odds…

Jun 24, 2013

Blog I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Apr 6, 2017

Articles I’d Rather Be Walking Dead

I’ve loved The Walking Dead since Glenn first called Rick a dumbass, and I unflinchingly purchase every episode because it is (and will always be) one of my favorites. A…

Dec 16, 2017

Posts I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos.

#tacos

Feb 23, 2022

Posts I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.

May 23, 2013