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Aphorisms Being single is fun, except when it isn’t, and then it really isn’t.

Aug 3, 2015

Posts It speaks volumes about our nation’s priorities when we lower our flags for military members but not for our other citizens.

Jul 22, 2015

Blog How Convenient

That one time when I made Kevin Smith’s day.

Jul 17, 2015

Posts BREAKING NEWS: The sun will rise tomorrow, billions of people love each other, things are generally going to be okay, and life will find a way.

Jul 1, 2015

Aphorisms The problem with playing the religious card is that everyone has one and they’re all of equal value.

Jun 29, 2015

Blog Our second interview with Malik Forté for

Malik is a rare combination of obsessive, positive, geeky, cool, and friendly. #UnlockedTVshow

Jun 18, 2015

Aphorisms When you ignore or excuse an abuse of power, you are partly to blame when it happens again.

Jun 9, 2015

Blog I’ve waited 30 years to take this picture.

I grew up watching Sean, so it was a privilege to see him working in person. Not only is he as nice as I expected, he’s a great interviewer. He…

May 22, 2015

Blog Michael Rooker is consummately cool.

That Michael Rooker is one cool dude. We were allowed to invade Rouge Productions all day to shoot a piece for an episode of Unlocked, and our correspondent was the…

May 19, 2015

Posts The guy next to me has an epic set of dreadlocks, an incredibly pensive look on his face, and he’s sketching on his cocktail napkin. I bet that napkin is worth more than my car.

May 19, 2015

Aphorisms Critics are more like alchemists than chemists.

May 14, 2015

Aphorisms There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not.

May 8, 2015

Posts The ability to have a conversation without taking or making it personal is disappointingly rare.

May 8, 2015

Posts Our governor wants to deploy troops to stave off an impending military invasion by Obama. A mental illness of that magnitude should be grounds for removal from office.

May 6, 2015

Aphorisms Springtime does to the rest of the animal kingdom what wine and chocolate do to us.

Apr 21, 2015

Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.

Apr 4, 2015

Posts The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

Apr 1, 2015

Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

Apr 1, 2015

Blog The word “surreal” barely begins to describe how it feels to walk around the Enterprise.

We recently did a shoot for Mouser Electronics that took place on the set of StarTrekContinues, and it was an incredibly entertaining experience. Vic Mignogna and his crew have created…

Mar 17, 2015

Aphorisms Every time someone says, “You don’t know what it’s like to be a parent,” all I can hear is, “I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a child.”

Mar 6, 2015

Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.

#TheDress

Feb 27, 2015

Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.

#TheDress

Feb 27, 2015

Posts Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends.

Feb 23, 2015

Posts Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends.

Feb 23, 2015