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The Curse of the Sad Mummy
This is — at the same time — one of the best music videos and video game commercials produced by humanity.
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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
Fiction
“I don’t like bad words…
“I don’t like bad words.” “You mean magic words.” “No, I mean curse words.” “Right. Magic words.”