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Posts This week’s weather is brought to you by Star Wars: The Force Awakens! In theaters now!

Dec 28, 2015

Posts After exactly two-and-a-half months without internet, I’m officially back online. It’s a Christmas miracle!

Dec 24, 2015

Posts Consider this: The Force Awakens is currently the highest-rated Star Wars movie on Rotten Tomatoes.

Dec 23, 2015

Posts What you need to know about The Force Awakens: it was totally worth the wait and you need to see it before the Internet ruins it for you.

Dec 17, 2015

Posts Marty McFly Has Arrived

Oct 21, 2015

Posts I’ve finally adjusted to the local time zone, so you know what that means: time to fly several hours to a different time zone!

Oct 19, 2015

Posts The guy on the plane beside me was merely annoying right up until the moment he started puking everywhere. Now there are no words. Luckily for me, this flight is only 8 hours long!

Oct 15, 2015

Posts The palpable frustration filling my social media feed is a huge reason why I don’t follow sports anymore.

Oct 3, 2015

Articles Anyone who suggests that mass shootings are orchestrated in order to take away our guns should be forced to give up their guns because they’re too stupid to use them responsibly.

Oct 1, 2015

Music Chapter 3: The Bringer of War

Sep 27, 2015

Posts population of India: 1.25 billion; population of China: 1.36 billion; population of Facebook: 1.47 billion

Sep 27, 2015

Posts Confession: I’ve had meals that cost $100 that were just as satisfying as a $1 cheeseburger.

Sep 21, 2015

Music The first Symphoniacal teaser is here.

Symphoniacal is a project I’ve been working on this a very long time. It started over a decade ago while I was basically just playing around with some audio editing…

Sep 18, 2015

Posts 31% of the world is Christian and 23% of the world is Muslim. Guess which group is third.

Sep 15, 2015

Posts There was a time when having a lot of cash on me meant I was doing something right, but now it usually means I’ve done something wrong.

Sep 14, 2015

Posts The worst part about being a hater must be that feeling that everyone always seems to be working against you.

Sep 4, 2015

Posts That awkward moment when the loyalty you have for someone runs deeper than the respect they have for themselves.

Sep 2, 2015

Posts Blue Bell ice cream has killed more Americans than Ebola.

Sep 1, 2015

Posts Back in my day, it was called a pound sign. And we liked it that way!

#GetOffMyLawn

Aug 29, 2015

Posts I’d have a lot more respect for law enforcement if they were also forced to respect the law.

Aug 27, 2015

Posts ICYMI: The geeks have inherited the Earth.

Aug 17, 2015

Posts Can I just say “bless you” now to everyone and never feel awkward about not doing it again for the rest of my life?

Aug 15, 2015

Posts Dear autocorrect, I’m from Texas. I type y’all way more often than tall.

Aug 9, 2015

Aphorisms The best thing about admitting you’re wrong is that you no longer are.

Aug 9, 2015