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Posts My sister and I recently had a discussion about online dating profiles, and in a classic example of a Freudian slip we both referred to them as résumés.

Dec 29, 2014

Posts The only thing that bothers me more than the term “cray cray” is the fact that I can’t seem to stop saying it.

Dec 28, 2014

Posts One of the greatest compliments you can pay to a geek is to call them one.

Dec 26, 2014

Posts I experienced an amazing date last night. We hit it off really well, it seemed to last all night, and I think we made a real connection. So you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up from that dream.

Dec 10, 2014

Posts If some people really laughed every time they typed “lol” I would be concerned for their mental well-being.

Dec 3, 2014

Posts I need caffeine. I’m too asleep to be awake.

Nov 29, 2014

Posts Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me that half of everyone is below average intelligence.

Nov 4, 2014

Posts If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.

Oct 22, 2014

Posts BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online.

Oct 18, 2014

Aphorisms A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if you drink enough, who cares?

Oct 11, 2014

Posts Don’t forget: Facebook was originally designed to be an online dating site.

Sep 22, 2014

Posts If there’s one thing a troll hates more than engaging in meaningful conversation, it’s the simple act of being called a troll.

Sep 18, 2014

Posts This nation needs rebranding.

Sep 11, 2014

Music Symphoniacal 8 Preview: Evey’s Enlightenment & Ender’s Throne

This is a five minute preview of the latest version of Symphoniacal. It includes tracks from: V for Vendetta, Ender’s Game, Game of Thrones, Transformers, 28 Days Later, Supreme Commander,…

Aug 25, 2014

Posts In our current society it would be more beneficial if they taught fallacies instead of algebra.

Aug 23, 2014

Posts Privilege in this nation is the difference between “civil disobedience” and “attempted murder.”

Aug 21, 2014

Posts These people who are standing by Rick Perry make me smile. Finally, Texans have realized that defendants are innocent unless proven guilty.

Aug 19, 2014

Posts If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression.

#HumanityFTW

Aug 12, 2014

Posts I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Posts I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.

Aug 5, 2014

Posts “Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.

Aug 5, 2014

Posts One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”

Aug 3, 2014

Posts If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.

Aug 2, 2014

Posts Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that.

Jul 25, 2014