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Fiction “How much do you trust him…

Mar 2, 2017

Posts “New World Order” by Two Steps from Hell + Prototype

I’m the reason for all of this. They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist. I’m all of these things. This was an exercise in immediacy. Some videos take…

Apr 4, 2017

Posts “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” does not apply to the government.

Feb 21, 2017

Posts Am I the only one who is constantly trying to figure out where televison characters go on the good/evil lawful/chaotic chart?

Jan 5, 2017

Posts Eating salad is like playing a mini-game where the object is to find something with flavor.

Mar 8, 2017

Posts Everything you need to know about @realDonaldTrump is that he believes @CNN is “fake news” but @PrisonPlanetTV is actual journalism.

Jan 11, 2017

Posts Fun fact: humans are GMOs.

Apr 8, 2017

Posts I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!

#dying

Feb 25, 2017

Posts I have this story I’ve been working on for half of my life, which is daunting because it may take more life than I have to finish it.

Feb 18, 2017

Posts I just burped while singing and it auto-tuned me.

Apr 15, 2017

Posts I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on. My first thought was, “It’s all good. Video games have trained me for this.”

May 27, 2017

Posts I just realized that I could genuinely use a third monitor. What have I become?!

Mar 29, 2017

Posts I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”

May 20, 2017

Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

May 11, 2017

Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

May 11, 2017

Posts I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Apr 6, 2017

Blog I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Apr 6, 2017

Posts I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.

Feb 23, 2017

Posts I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up.

Dec 17, 2017

Posts I’ve saved more money on home security than I’ve ever spent on my four-legged roommates.

Feb 4, 2017

Posts Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick…

Last night, Spot (my cat) kept me company while I was sick. I was having severe chills and curled up in the fetal position. She deliberately laid down on the…

Aug 18, 2017

Posts Mobile ads are making many websites completely unusable.

Mar 28, 2017

Posts My cat watches me clean her litter box. She even makes eye contact. That’s weird, right?

Feb 17, 2017

Posts Returning home has become bittersweet. I never get to see everyone I want, and when I do, it’s never enough.

Apr 24, 2017