Posts I missed the State of the Union because I was busy working. You know what else I missed? All the pointless bitching. Jan 20, 2015
Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself. May 11, 2017
Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself. May 11, 2017
Posts I recently upgraded my phone, and I’ve been moving apps and data over. It feels like I’m moving into a new apartment. Apr 3, 2018
Posts I see so many YouTube channels with tens of thousands of subscribers (and more) that clearly need someone to help them with their final edit. (Hint, hint.) Jul 19, 2023
Posts I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits. Apr 28, 2021
Posts I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram. Jan 5, 2015
Posts I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it. Jul 21, 2016
Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it. Jan 22, 2014
Posts I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside. Apr 16, 2021
Posts I think I’m finally getting old. A couple of loud cars just roared through my peaceful neighborhood, and I stared out the window with my fist clenched for way too long. May 30, 2020
Posts I think it’s amusing that most people pronounce the word incongruous as “in Congress.” Feb 27, 2012
Posts I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor. Aug 5, 2014
Posts I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat. Jan 24, 2021
Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number. May 31, 2013
Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number. May 31, 2013