Archive – Metzae.net

Posts Grammer; your doing it wrong.

Jan 6, 2015

Posts Happy Fake News Awareness Day!

Apr 1, 2022

Posts Happy New Year

That’s all. Just wanted to tell everyone to have a safe and happy new year. 2008 is shaping up to be the best year ever.

Jan 1, 2008

Music Have you been having trouble with this site?

All of our download links have been offline and the site has been shut down twice since Nov 14th due to a server crash. Please try again now. The site…

Nov 26, 2007

Posts Have you ever clicked a link and lost an hour of your life surfing randomly? On a related note, why do people ask rhetorical questions?

Jul 15, 2013

Posts Have you ever gone all day without looking in a mirror?

#oof

Sep 29, 2019

Posts Here’s a phrase that’s surprisingly hard to articulate: I edited it.

May 10, 2019

Aphorisms Home is where the wifi is.

Aug 6, 2016

Music How to Download “Symphoniacal” Using Torrent Files

May 6, 2011

Posts How to Reach Level 100

Jan 4, 2010

Posts Hugh just lost Doug aim.

May 29, 2013

Posts I accidentally ate beef a few nights ago and I’m still feeling the effects.

#AlphaGal

Apr 5, 2022

Posts I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

Posts I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

Posts I bought myself a keyboard recently and started playing again. This is exactly how it feels.

There is a video in this post you really need to see.

Jan 20, 2019

Posts I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!

#dying

Feb 25, 2017

Posts I could start my own personal “Texts from Last Night” collection, which means I definitely shouldn’t.

Jun 22, 2013

Posts I created a twenty car traffic jam just because I needed to grab my sunglasses from my car. That’s…bad carma.

Feb 23, 2018

Posts I created an image and shared it on multiple social media platforms, and they performed in drastically different ways.

On Reddit, I had one negative comment and downvotes so I’m at 0. On Imgur, I was downvoted into oblivion so no one saw it except the people downvoting it.…

Jun 5, 2023

Posts I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

Feb 27, 2012

Posts I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

Feb 27, 2012

Posts I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.

May 24, 2013

Posts I don’t care who you are, where you come from, or what you believe as long as you have no association with a towing company.

Feb 6, 2016

Posts I don’t mean to overgeneralize, but you people are beautiful.

Jan 21, 2016