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Posts I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.

Mar 22, 2013

Posts One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million “like if you agree” posts.

Apr 9, 2013

Posts It really bothers me when I can tell someone was told what to think.

Apr 10, 2013

Posts “This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”

“How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”

Apr 10, 2013

Fiction “This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”

“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.” “How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”

Apr 10, 2013

Posts I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.

Apr 13, 2013

Posts I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.

Apr 13, 2013

Posts It’s hard not to draw conclusions when you consider that the location of the original tea party was attacked on the federal government’s tax day.

Apr 15, 2013

Posts Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.

Apr 25, 2013

Posts “If you’ve ever used the word ‘liberal’ as an insult, you might be a redneck.” ~Jeff Fauxworthy

May 4, 2013

Posts I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert because they remind me that Americans aren’t completely insane.

May 13, 2013

Posts I have a lot to learn about life and relationships, but one thing I do know is how unwise it is to mistreat the people that know you the best.

May 18, 2013

Posts I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.

May 23, 2013

Posts I don’t care what you believe. I care how you think.

May 24, 2013

Posts Hugh just lost Doug aim.

May 29, 2013

Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

May 31, 2013

Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

May 31, 2013

Posts My favorite thing about being called a troll by a troll is imagining them sitting there eagerly waiting for a response that will never come.

Jun 5, 2013

Posts “Dream Theater” Coming September 24th

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Jun 6, 2013

Posts Almost every time I ask a question that starts with, “Is it weird that I…” it means the answer is yes.

Jun 13, 2013

Posts My cousin was cool enough to find an excuse for me to chat with this really cute girl, and I was cool enough to totally blow it.

Jun 15, 2013

Posts My cousin was cool enough to find an excuse for me to chat with this really cute girl, and I was cool enough to totally blow it.

Jun 15, 2013

Posts I could start my own personal “Texts from Last Night” collection, which means I definitely shouldn’t.

Jun 22, 2013

Posts The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis…

The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis, but her works will literally last for generations. I’m even going to use a freakin’ hash tag: #StandWithWendy

Jun 25, 2013