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Posts Some studio recordings are so good I don’t even want the original artist to cover them.

Posts One of the best things about being a pessimist is being wrong.

Posts If you emphasize everything then you emphasize nothing.

Posts Siri is surprisingly good at understanding me, but she seems to have the most trouble when my Texas accent comes out.

Posts If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really.

Posts That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

Posts That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

Posts Friday + payday = heyday

Posts One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.

Posts Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Posts When someone says I’m rambling it’s usually because they haven’t given me time to finish my point.

Fiction “So, having a good time so far?”

“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to…