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Posts Fight for what you love, but don’t fall in love with the fight.

Feb 14, 2012

Posts Almost thirty years ago, I had tubes put in my ears. A year later, the right one fell out. This morning a doctor found the left one.

Feb 17, 2012

Posts Swallow your pride before it swallows you.

Feb 18, 2012

Posts If thinking about someone can literally make your heart skip a beat imagine what else they are capable of doing to you.

Feb 21, 2012

Posts It’s my day off, but I woke up early. I can’t fall back to sleep, and I can’t keep my eyes open.

#purgatory

Feb 25, 2012

Posts I think it’s amusing that most people pronounce the word incongruous as “in Congress.”

Feb 27, 2012

Posts I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

Feb 27, 2012

Posts I discovered this weekend that my bird, a moluccan cockatoo, has chosen me as a mate. I guess that means I should update my relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

Feb 27, 2012

Posts Weird fact: El Paso, Texas is closer to San Diego, California than it is to Houston, Texas.

Mar 27, 2012

Posts If history has taught me anything, it’s that we live in the present.

Apr 4, 2012

Posts The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

Apr 19, 2012

Posts I just went through airport security and my dad got heavily frisked, so here’s my obligatory post about how the terrorists won.

May 29, 2012

Posts Just finished watching all of Firefly and Serenity with my mom. It’s good to be a geek.

May 29, 2012

Posts If you’re not afraid to bob your head in public to a groovy song, then you are groovy to me.

Jun 7, 2012

Posts I have to be honest…

I have to be honest, it’s nice to know that millions of Americans are finally experiencing what I felt for eight years under Dubya.

Jun 29, 2012

Posts MLK on Altruism

Jul 14, 2012

Posts If you look to a fast food chain to reaffirm your beliefs then it’s no wonder you don’t realize that you’re coming across as hateful.

Jul 24, 2012

Posts Romney Shambles

Funny stuff. #RomneyShambles

Jul 26, 2012

Images Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day

Aug 1, 2012

Posts We’re on Mars, y’all.

Aug 6, 2012

Posts If you’ve ever played a song for your parents that they absolutely hated, what was it?

Aug 7, 2012

Posts If a zombie attacked you right now, what could you defend yourself with? It has to be close enough that you can reach it before the zombie reaches you.

Aug 8, 2012

Posts I had to leave the Tech game out of fear of being arrested. I’ll post a video about it once it’s published to YouTube.

Nov 3, 2012

Posts Game over. Obama wins.

Nov 6, 2012