Posts @thegoodgodabove @Disney Damn. This is some next-level propaganda. Someone with a talent for manipulation of media put hard work into it. Oct 4, 2019
Posts A historic moment for the American presidency. Snap Trump https://t.co/ICASXlmW11 #SnapTrump Oct 6, 2019
Posts After exactly two-and-a-half months without internet, I’m officially back online. It’s a Christmas miracle! Dec 24, 2015
Posts Almost every time I ask a question that starts with, “Is it weird that I…” it means the answer is yes. Jun 13, 2013
Posts Almost thirty years ago, I had tubes put in my ears. A year later, the right one fell out. This morning a doctor found the left one. Feb 17, 2012
Posts Am I the only one who is constantly trying to figure out where televison characters go on the good/evil lawful/chaotic chart? Jan 5, 2017
Posts And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years. Jan 8, 2015
Posts Anyone who believes this nation doesn’t have a serious problem with racism must not use the same internet I do. Jul 16, 2013
Articles Anyone who suggests that mass shootings are orchestrated in order to take away our guns should be forced to give up their guns because they’re too stupid to use them responsibly. Oct 1, 2015
Posts Are you an Apple fan? Then check out my podcast on iTunes! https://t.co/mVb1plEfJc Sep 20, 2019
Posts Artificial intelligence is great at what it does, but it does not understand what it’s doing. Feb 26, 2024
Posts As a lifelong renter, I lack many required skills to be a homeowner. I have a tendency to turn DIY into FIUY. Nov 20, 2023
Posts Back in my day, it was called a pound sign. And we liked it that way! #GetOffMyLawn Aug 29, 2015
Posts Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends. Feb 23, 2015
Posts Bad news: while I was driving down the highway my windshield wipers froze and I suddenly lost the ability to see. Good news: I was wearing Depends. Feb 23, 2015
Posts BREAKING NEWS: The sun will rise tomorrow, billions of people love each other, things are generally going to be okay, and life will find a way. Jul 1, 2015