Archive – Metzae.net

Posts No offense, but if you’re watching the debate right now I’m judging you like I would someone watching the Karsashians.

Aug 6, 2015

Posts I just googled: permanently block Bing.

Aug 5, 2015

Aphorisms Being single is fun, except when it isn’t, and then it really isn’t.

Aug 3, 2015

Posts If Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that people do the most unnecessary things to their children.

Jul 31, 2015

Posts Trump will never be president. His only reason for running is to make the other candidates seem more moderate.

Jul 24, 2015

Posts It speaks volumes about our nation’s priorities when we lower our flags for military members but not for our other citizens.

Jul 22, 2015

Posts The weekend is officially upon us. Remember: Uber is cheaper than a DWI.

Jul 17, 2015

Posts Teeth are a pretty good argument against intelligent design.

Jul 14, 2015

Posts RIP Satoru Iwata :(

Jul 12, 2015

Posts Silliest thing I’ve read all day: “You can’t spell healthcare without THC!”

Jul 6, 2015

Posts BREAKING NEWS: The sun will rise tomorrow, billions of people love each other, things are generally going to be okay, and life will find a way.

Jul 1, 2015

Posts Metzae.net is officially 15 years old!

I registered Metzae.net a decade ago right after adopting the screen name Metzae. Since then, it has grown into a large network of dozens of websites. The original site is…

Jul 1, 2015

Posts Metzae.net is officially 15 years old!

I registered Metzae.net a decade ago right after adopting the screen name Metzae. Since then, it has grown into a large network of dozens of websites. The original site is…

Jul 1, 2015

Posts Metzae.net is officially 15 years old!

I registered Metzae.net a decade ago right after adopting the screen name Metzae. Since then, it has grown into a large network of dozens of websites. The original site is…

Jul 1, 2015

Posts Metzae.net is now 15 years old!

I registered Metzae.net a decade ago right after adopting the screen name Metzae. Since then, it has grown into a large network of dozens of websites. The original site is…

Jul 1, 2015

Aphorisms When you ignore or excuse an abuse of power, you are partly to blame when it happens again.

Jun 9, 2015

Posts You might be a geek if you have to decide how to safely and legally transport swords when you move.

Jun 6, 2015

Posts I just submitted my book for publication. On a related note, it sure is hard to type with your fingers crossed.

Jun 1, 2015

Posts I have almost no empathy for apathy.

May 29, 2015

Posts I have almost no empathy for apathy.

May 29, 2015

Posts One of the things this world needs is a death metal version of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy.”

#noreally

May 27, 2015

Posts Dear California, Your water was delivered to us by mistake. Please come pick it up as soon as possible. Sincerely, Texas

May 26, 2015

Posts .ekil sleef gal tej tahw si siht oS

May 23, 2015

Posts The guy next to me has an epic set of dreadlocks, an incredibly pensive look on his face, and he’s sketching on his cocktail napkin. I bet that napkin is worth more than my car.

May 19, 2015