Archive – Metzae.net

Posts Nine people were killed in a mass shooting today just twenty minutes from my home.

May 6, 2023

Posts No offense, but if you’re watching the debate right now I’m judging you like I would someone watching the Karsashians.

Aug 6, 2015

Posts No one is responding to my texts, messages, or emails right now. Did I break something?

Oct 18, 2019

Posts Nobody has egg on their face like @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/IQpszOfFyN

Oct 21, 2019

Posts Now that I’m a couple of weeks away from ending my year-long self-isolation, I’ve got to re-learn how to be a person. I just drove all the way to the store but didn’t get out because I realized I wasn’t wearing pants.

Apr 17, 2021

Posts Now that I’m on the other side of the door, I absolutely love Halloween. I haven’t had this much fun since I was a kid.

Oct 31, 2023

Posts Of all the things you could do with your life, why would you waste it by taking someone else’s?

Jul 14, 2016

Music Official Facebook Profile

Though we already have a group on Facebook called Symphoniacal Fans, I just discovered that I could create a profile for it instead. If you have a Facebook account, please…

Jan 9, 2008

Posts Oh, why can’t I be different like everyone else?

Jun 27, 2014

Posts Ohai yoo gaiz! I can haz reeluzashun? I knoes engrish & 1337speak. ZOMG WTF BBQ?!

Translation: Hey, everyone! I just realized something: I’m bilingual. Isn’t that interesting?

Feb 10, 2011

Posts Ohhhhhh yeah!

Jan 18, 2010

Posts Omnomnomagon

Feb 3, 2010

Posts One decent conversation between people who do not agree is more valuable than a million “like if you agree” posts.

Apr 9, 2013

Posts One of the bad things about working from home is that you don’t get any bad weather days.

Feb 3, 2022

Posts One of the best things about being a pessimist is being wrong.

Feb 15, 2013

Posts One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”

Aug 3, 2014

Posts One of the greatest compliments you can pay to a geek is to call them one.

Dec 26, 2014

Posts One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.

Feb 1, 2013

Posts One of the things this world needs is a death metal version of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy.”

#noreally

May 27, 2015

Posts One track on my playlist, repeat is turned on, and crossfading is turned on. Have I really been listening to the same song for half an hour?

Apr 3, 2011

Posts Our governor wants to deploy troops to stave off an impending military invasion by Obama. A mental illness of that magnitude should be grounds for removal from office.

May 6, 2015

Posts people > things

Jun 14, 2010

Posts People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 24, 2014

Posts Pet peeve: unsubscribing from something and immediately receiving another message about being unsubscribed.

Jan 20, 2023