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Posts Every time I move I question why I even own lamps.

Sep 10, 2016

Aphorisms Rendering causes ADD.

Oct 14, 2016

Posts “I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

Oct 19, 2016

Aphorisms We have officially entered the Misinformation Age.

Oct 24, 2016

Posts I hope this quadrennial nightmare ends before everyone’s social media feeds become echo chambers.

Oct 24, 2016

Posts Rioting is criminal. Protesting is honorable. Stop conflating the two. A lot of people fought and died for that right.

Nov 11, 2016

Posts My First YouTube Video: I’m Self Smarted

I shared this video on YouTube exactly one decade ago today. I had no idea at the time what YouTube would become or what it would mean to me ten…

Dec 16, 2016

Posts My New Year’s resolution is 3840×1080.

Dec 31, 2016

Posts Am I the only one who is constantly trying to figure out where televison characters go on the good/evil lawful/chaotic chart?

Jan 5, 2017

Posts The irony of having such pleasant weather in January is that the weather isn’t supposed to be pleasant in January.

Jan 10, 2017

Posts Everything you need to know about @realDonaldTrump is that he believes @CNN is “fake news” but @PrisonPlanetTV is actual journalism.

Jan 11, 2017

Posts Stop using politics as an excuse to get out of adult conversations.

Jan 20, 2017

Posts Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.

Jan 25, 2017

Posts Virtually everything has a spell-checker, yet many people still won’t use them. That doesn’t give me a lot of enthusiasm for fact-checkers.

Jan 25, 2017

Posts The top lawyer in the U.S. was just fired for having a different interpretation of the law than a president who has never studied it.

Jan 30, 2017

Posts I’ve saved more money on home security than I’ve ever spent on my four-legged roommates.

Feb 4, 2017

Posts Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.

Feb 14, 2017

Posts Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.

Feb 14, 2017

Posts My cat watches me clean her litter box. She even makes eye contact. That’s weird, right?

Feb 17, 2017

Posts I have this story I’ve been working on for half of my life, which is daunting because it may take more life than I have to finish it.

Feb 18, 2017

Posts “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” does not apply to the government.

Feb 21, 2017

Posts I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests.

Feb 23, 2017

Posts I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!

#dying

Feb 25, 2017

Fiction “How much do you trust him…

Mar 2, 2017