Posts I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper. Feb 21, 2022
Posts I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended. Apr 6, 2017
Blog I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended. Apr 6, 2017
Posts I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie. Mar 7, 2013
Posts I’d have a lot more respect for law enforcement if they were also forced to respect the law. Aug 27, 2015
Posts I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos. #tacos Feb 23, 2022
Posts I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth. May 23, 2013
Posts I’m holding my infant niece at a gas station, and she starts crying like the world is ending. A total stranger walks up and with a smile he says, “Don’t worry, bud. It gets better.” Aug 14, 2016
Posts I’m not afraid that robots might take over the government anytime soon, but I’m genuinely concerned that algorithms may have already. May 27, 2018
Posts I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority. Jul 3, 2014
Posts I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom. Mar 22, 2013
Posts I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math. Jan 13, 2016
Posts I’m sharing the YouTube link to my latest masterpiece because Facebook is making me pay for exposure. I’m pretty happy with this video and think some of you will love it (as long as you don’t mind blood and demons). https://t.co/VlvfnyhoGP Nov 6, 2019
Posts I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all the shirtless selfie dude bros that have accepted the requests. Feb 23, 2017
Posts I’ve been playing this awesome video game all night called Amazon Prime. I win every game and get an actual prize, but these microtransactions are eating me up. Dec 17, 2017
Posts I’ve finally adjusted to the local time zone, so you know what that means: time to fly several hours to a different time zone! Oct 19, 2015