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Blog Selling Virtual Things

My cousin, Steve Metze, asked me how one could make money selling virtual things. Well, the entire Second Life economy is a lot like the US economy, only it’s based…

Sep 4, 2007
Blog Get a (Second) Life!

I recently got in a discussion about Second Life (a virtual world in which you can live, work, and play) because I just got into it a couple weeks ago.…

Aug 30, 2007
Blog Look at me! I’m a cyborg!

I used to have one of the Bluetooth earpieces, but that was when they first came out. I’ve never been that comfortable with it, and that was long before everyone…

Jul 18, 2007
Blog We are mostly nothing!

Do you realize that we are mostly empty space? And when I say “mostly” I mean, almost entirely. Not just 75% or 90% or even 99%…we’re something like 99.99999999999999999% completely…

Jul 10, 2007
Blog Stop using www. right now!

I grew up in a town of about 12,000. Everyone I knew had the same area code and the same prefix to their phone number. For anyone calling from, say,…

Jun 27, 2007
Blog The Twelve Step Suite by Dream Theater

This is a suite of four songs that I mixed together after I realized that they are parts of a larger body of work that Dream Theater is actively working…

Jun 15, 2007
Blog I love you, Rosie.

Here’s a decent example of a Moluccan cockatoo speaking. https://youtu.be/clKLct2FSjM

May 1, 2007
Blog Rosie’s Curiosity

I tried to get Rosie to say something, but she was just confused by the black thing I was holding in my hand. https://youtu.be/6k3sUvfHGCQ

May 1, 2007
Blog Why Janice Is/Isn’t a Republican

I received an email the other day from a family member that told a parable disguised as a political joke. It takes on a distinctly biased approach and misrepresents the…

Mar 9, 2007
Blog Happy Winter Solstice!

Looooong before the words “Christmas,” “Hannukah,” “Kwanzaa,” and “Festivus” ever entered humanity’s vocabulary, we have been celebrating the winter solstice. And why not? Without modern technology and capitalism making us…

Dec 21, 2006
Blog Stewart-Colbert2008.org Now Online

It’s time to change the sheets! Let the campaign for a new America begin! It’s not official yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start the groundswell of support. Sure,…

Oct 12, 2006
Blog Grand Army of the Republicans

Have you noticed that our military is getting a lot of training invading strangers in a “suburban” setting? How hard would it be for the president to convince 150,000+ soldiers…

Mar 19, 2006
Blog Leap of Logic

Why is it a logic leap to say that existence implies a creator, but statistical inevitability is not? During a discussion I was having with one of my very good…

Sep 7, 2005
Blog T&A (Testosterone and Alcohol)

Why are people so shitty to each other? Furthermore, when someone is being shitty to someone, why does everyone allow it to happen? Last night I was enjoying a night…

Feb 17, 2005
Blog The Orwellian Bush Doctrine

I keep saying it, but no one believes me. I swear the Bush administration has 1984 on their required reading lists, at least for those with real influence. Bush’s speeches,…

Nov 11, 2004
Blog Lawless, Godless Heathens!

I had a couple family members make (what I believe) are huge mistakes by assuming that without religion one cannot have law. They acted like the only place people learn…

Feb 24, 2004
Blog Can’t Prove or Disprove It

Saying that you can’t prove or disprove the existence of God has been the cop-out for the God debate for as long as I’ve been aware of it. Atheists, Christians,…

Dec 2, 2003
Blog America: The Rich, Fat Uncle

A good friend and I were discussing Thanksgiving and I started to think about how it must look to other countries for us to have a holiday where we stuff…

Dec 1, 2003
Blog You’ll Never Convince Them

During all of these religious and political discussions, I keep hearing from people who try to tell me to lay off because it seems like I’m trying to talk someone…

Nov 9, 2003