This is a collection of ten short stories that were intended to bemuse, berate, and bewilder.
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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
This is the final piece in my collection. It’s a cautionary tale about living in a world overcome with fear. fb.me/2mC8aGDJD
Internet memes are the most rampant and tiresome form of plagiarism.
Don’t confuse modesty with a lack of confidence.
I just got reported for spamming because I was asking a spammer to stop spamming. ::facepalm::
What’s this? Oh, just three people having a random chat about video games. fb.me/2BguONhXP
Dallas fashion is strange to me. The hip thing right now is to wear things that went out of style in the 80’s… fb.me/2TnlVQDVz
This is probably the shortest thing you’ll read all day, and it’s probably the most well-received thing I’ve ever… fb.me/2QQBvFcUl
This is the seventh story in my collection. Aside from their psychopathic and sociopathic behavior, most serial… fb.me/1x4lz93Wp
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, you’re a sociopath taking advantage of someone’s humanity.
Here’s a short little dialogue between a young couple about gender roles. fb.me/22oocldsi
We should strive to put at least a paragraph’s worth of thought into every sentence we write.
I was told to “write the worst, horriblest story you can.” Though I’m sure I missed a few rules, I tried to break… fb.me/2256FyiSL
Shorts on men shouldn’t be ironic or literal. If they go down to your shins they’re not short, and if they show… fb.me/2teBoFadm
This was written in the early months of the Iraq war, so it may not be historically accurate. I was also very… fb.me/2qmk32Rl7
This is the third story in my compilation. It’s ridiculous. Mostly because young men are ridiculous, bro. fb.me/3744e2UMz
I can’t even begin to explain to you how excited I am about this. The original book/series did more to inspire… fb.me/1nw3mhqqk
I can’t even begin to explain to you how excited I am about this. The original book/series did more to inspire and enlighten me than all of the schooling and…
Great song, classic video, and an important lesson… fb.me/2LdTVpKZD