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The Colbert Report: People Who Are Destroying America: Johnny Cummings fb.me/1j55UCtlX
My ducking phone is a controlling dock. It autocorrects my shot without my dame permission.
Learn how to cook. When the zombie apocalypse happens, my first priority is to save the person that can turn… fb.me/2HkoZObjl
People who have no baggage are clearly underprepared, and people with too much baggage will cause you to carry more than your fair share.
This is why everyone wants to be young and stupid. fb.me/IrChZhCq
Geeky fact of the day: There is a unit of measurement called a sagan, which is four billion. Thanks to Johnny… fb.me/POo6ppTG
Eric just rediscovered an old story and brings it back to life. fb.me/26q4o0j7A
Thanks to all the bigots on Facebook, I’m not allowed to send private messages to non-friends for a month. Some of… fb.me/QpaoVpyv
This is gut-wrenching, especially if you realize what you’re seeing. This is what happens when artists grow up and… fb.me/IHf4ukvd
This was my first published short story. It originally appeared in the inaugural issue of The Next One literary… fb.me/2AclZfkBq
To pay my sister back for this morning’s violation of my Facebook, I’m…cooking lunch for her? fb.me/6pIPGKtJs
They call it “shopping,” but really, it’s spending.
Carl had a way of making you feel this way. fb.me/Hu5W8Dax
If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush.
I’ve shared this before, but it’s so important that I’m sharing it again. fb.me/V87mJQKG
I just woke up from a nightmare that someone stole Spot and Starbuck, my two cats. My fists and jaw are throbbing… fb.me/HVSHs1Nk
Today I learned you could do this on Facebook: :poop:
Joss Whedon’s “Much Ado About Nothing” is how Shakespeare should be introduced to modern audiences. It was nothing short of perfect.
Haters gonna hate! #duckface #dirtybathroom #yolo #swag fb.me/35M9AhR96
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/MfHtEyD0
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/ZAvcyztN