The bar for political satire was just launched into space. fb.me/1Vgt9mAcy
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This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.
Hey, word nerds. I’m trying to come up with a word that fits this definition: the act of killing yourself by… fb.me/Vmn1qZbd
It’s Friday! That means it’s time to laugh. fb.me/2DE6N5PwW
This is arguably one of the best songs released in the 90’s. fb.me/2Yq4Hkpux
I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.
I just watched “Oblivion” and “Elysium.” They were entertaining, but I was bothered that they were just action… fb.me/23IIpgfOp
Only 1% of the U.S. population has ever served in the armed forces. “So that means 99% gets all their information… fb.me/6Alg6ms7h
Plot twist: Rick Grimes is still in a coma, and all of “The Walking Dead” is just a dream. — feeling Dorky
People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.
Think of your favorite musical artist, then think of your favorite song from that artist, and then reply with a link to the video.
“The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life.” ― Jessica Hische
Humans can do the most amazing things. fb.me/17IYYRZEw
Esta noche era El Hombre Araña! fb.me/6iZeRRxJU
Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Hehehehehehehehehehe… fb.me/31QOP0aP4
Add this to the list of things that help restore my faith in humanity. fb.me/6zYDiCDx2
I know so many people like Harry. fb.me/QtRphRoE
Once upon a time, when I was just a little boy, I snuck into my parent’s room and set their clocks ahead an hour… fb.me/6z0UIlYRG