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The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.
The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.
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If you are opting out of Obamacare and choosing to pay the fine instead, then you should be aware that you’re… fb.me/12IthrpIO
If you are opting out of Obamacare and choosing to pay the fine instead, then you should be aware that you’re… fb.me/12IthrpIO
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People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.
People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.
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I found this in the park today. As I was taking the picture, a guy walking by me laughed and said, “Awesome.” fb.me/2J4oV7dyc
I found this in the park today. As I was taking the picture, a guy walking by me laughed and said, “Awesome.” fb.me/2J4oV7dyc
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Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.
Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.
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This is my favorite #McConnelling discovery (so far). fb.me/1ouXMAzN4
This is my favorite #McConnelling discovery (so far). fb.me/1ouXMAzN4
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The first episode of #Cosmos was everything I hoped it would be. fb.me/6DCxSE0fV
The first episode of #Cosmos was everything I hoped it would be. fb.me/6DCxSE0fV
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The original version of this series was one of the most important and influential things in my life. It would be… fb.me/1uUUn26il
The original version of this series was one of the most important and influential things in my life. It would be… fb.me/1uUUn26il
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It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.
It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.
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In continuing with the Oscar theme, I’ve just finished all of the nominees for best picture. “American Hustle”… fb.me/3Knh7cZC1
In continuing with the Oscar theme, I’ve just finished all of the nominees for best picture. “American Hustle”… fb.me/3Knh7cZC1
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“Science versus entertainment? I’m entertained by the universe every day!”
Neil deGrasse Tyson fb.me/6EISMEwxZ
“Science versus entertainment? I’m entertained by the universe every day!” Neil deGrasse Tyson fb.me/6EISMEwxZ
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Today I watched Gravity, Twelve Years a Slave, Captain Phillips, The Wolf of Wall Street, Her, and Dallas Buyers Club. #ThemFeels
Today I watched Gravity, Twelve Years a Slave, Captain Phillips, The Wolf of Wall Street, Her, and Dallas Buyers Club. #ThemFeels
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I’ve been watching Oscar-winning movies all day, and this was the most enjoyable ten minutes of the day. fb.me/11lVrXCK0
I’ve been watching Oscar-winning movies all day, and this was the most enjoyable ten minutes of the day. fb.me/11lVrXCK0
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Yesterday the temperature got up to 88, and today I’m getting pelted in the face by frozen rain.
Yesterday the temperature got up to 88, and today I’m getting pelted in the face by frozen rain.
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The National Cheerleader Association has invaded downtown Dallas. I’ve never seen so many bows in my life.
The National Cheerleader Association has invaded downtown Dallas. I’ve never seen so many bows in my life.
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It must really suck to hate the president. Every bad thing he does pisses you off, and every good thing he does pisses you off even more.
It must really suck to hate the president. Every bad thing he does pisses you off, and every good thing he does pisses you off even more.
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Proud dork for over thirty years… #ThrowBackThursday fb.me/14M2MTd1U
Proud dork for over thirty years… #ThrowBackThursday fb.me/14M2MTd1U
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The secret to desire in a long-term relationship fb.me/6oeVQOKuh
The secret to desire in a long-term relationship fb.me/6oeVQOKuh
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“Looking back over a lifetime, you see that love was the answer to everything.”
― Ray Bradbury
“Looking back over a lifetime, you see that love was the answer to everything.” ― Ray Bradbury
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I still don’t understand why we hide the names of hateful people that post things publicly to the Internet.
I still don’t understand why we hide the names of hateful people that post things publicly to the Internet.
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I dedicate this to you. You know who you are. fb.me/10Fqw2v3q
I dedicate this to you. You know who you are. fb.me/10Fqw2v3q
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Do you have an iPhone? Update your software right now. Don’t put it off until later. Trust me.
Do you have an iPhone? Update your software right now. Don’t put it off until later. Trust me.
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If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.
If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.