These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read the handwriting on my own walls.
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These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read my own handwriting on the walls.
To all American drivers: If people are passing you on the right, then you are in the wrong lane.
I didn’t want to talk about immigration… fb.me/6WnqtLhkV
The legality of their citizenship is ultimately irrelevant. We can devise any number of laws to make people criminals (just look at the population of our prison system thanks to…
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/6FTfRgVy0
Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.
I just saw Luc Besson’s “Lucy.” I highly recommend it. It was sold as an action flick starring Scarlett… fb.me/1iitHCXJn
If I can raise at least $1,000 to help fight addiction, then I have to rappel down the side of a tall building in… fb.me/3pVOnGWLt
Without a point of reference, no one can describe a specific color.
My only goal in life is to do something this good. fb.me/3lH25g2em
Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that.
Someone just insulted(?) me by saying, “Please swallow a hard boiled very soon. Pretend you’re a bird.”
If you choose a side in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, then you have chosen the wrong one. fb.me/3dwwtvtr6
This is the earliest picture I could find of myself. #tbt fb.me/3y2ARk7x4
Educating people on the proper way to use their own language has become one of the great ironies of American English.
We need to stop using the term “atheism” because it refers to something that does not exist.
( 1 great idea > 10 good ideas > 100 bad ideas ) < action
Remember when people used to hate checking their email because everything was a forward? That is happening to Facebook.
Anyone else notice this sudden surge in the total reinvention of comic book characters? Archie dies for his gay… fb.me/6L25rCLTg
Thanks to Jeremy Snead’s documentary about video games, Weird Al’s invasion of the Internet, and the resurrection of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, this is turning out to be the year of…