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“See, it’s like, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that’s cool.” ~Butthead

A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if you drink enough, who cares?

I had to put on a long sleeve shirt today. The six month summer is finally over!

Just drop any random food item in a deep frier and sell for several dollars. — at State Fair of Texas fb.me/1DFi9bElQ

Boundaries – Eric P. Metze fb.me/6UGwEgHnQ

Part 1 of a series.

I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/792Di5HeN

Whites – Saturday Night Live fb.me/1FPXDBQJA

Cheech Marin, Chicano Art Collector fb.me/1hXtr3cFJ

Hundreds — maybe thousands — of people are without power in northeast Dallas.

They call it a “pledge drive” because “panhandling” has a negative connotation. #NPR

EBOLA! Now that I have your attention, just let me say a couple quick things. I’m obviously not a doctor or… fb.me/1DWENbeWO

How to win a political argument in fifty seconds. fb.me/28hTKYToa

I’m on Ello. My name is Metzae. Let’s be friends. ello.co/metzae

Day 13,340: Despite leaving hundreds of clues, the humans still believe I am one of them.

Hippie birthday, Jennifer! — at Truck Yard fb.me/7PbiLx4AO

I jokingly asked Siri if she would like to play a game. She replied by opening a game called Continue?9876543210…. fb.me/6YzdcDrF7

Because today is Jennifer Metze’s birthday. fb.me/1lJrhwf1P

All the cool kids are doing it. fb.me/746TRTuCm

I’m I’m going going to to start start a a new new trend trend called called Twosday Twosday Tuesday Tuesday,, but… fb.me/3bVHELVb3

Don’t forget: Facebook was originally designed to be an online dating site.

If I were a redneck with a baby on the way, I would totally buy my wife a shirt that says: GOT ‘ER DID!

Oddball Festival with Louie CK and Sarah Silverman — at Gexa Energy Pavilion fb.me/1feWj81eO