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Okay, Congress…are you a Republican or a Republican’t?
Okay, Congress…are you a Republican or a Republican’t?
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Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me… fb.me/3lGdnICOc
Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me… fb.me/3lGdnICOc
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Check out a current weather radar. There’s a single storm stretching from Mexico to Canada.
Check out a current weather radar. There’s a single storm stretching from Mexico to Canada.
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It’s not how you win or lose, it’s whether you play the game. — voting in The 2014 U.S. Election
It’s not how you win or lose, it’s whether you play the game. — voting in The 2014 U.S. Election
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“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
~ Will Rogers
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.” ~ Will Rogers
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The sad truth about democracy is that an informed voter counts just as much as an uninformed one. Don’t be the latter.
The sad truth about democracy is that an informed voter counts just as much as an uninformed one. Don’t be the latter.
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RIP Brittany Maynard
I used to think that the most selfish thing you could do was commit suicide and leave the people you care about with sadness, but the most selfish thing you…
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I’m sharing this for reasons that should be self-evident. Have a safe and fun Saturday, folks! fb.me/1qqu6kLbM
I’m sharing this for reasons that should be self-evident. Have a safe and fun Saturday, folks! fb.me/1qqu6kLbM
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Dear Internet, please make #FappyHalloween a thing.
Dear Internet, please make #FappyHalloween a thing.
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Even though Congress has the lowest approval rating in history, millions of people will still vote for… fb.me/70QQQlAei
Even though Congress has the lowest approval rating in history, millions of people will still vote for… fb.me/70QQQlAei
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“If the brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn’t.”
~ Lyall Watson
“If the brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn’t.” ~ Lyall Watson
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I recommend a healthy dose of any music that makes you feel like a hero. fb.me/71vL9Zj7D
I recommend a healthy dose of any music that makes you feel like a hero. fb.me/71vL9Zj7D
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If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world.
If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world.
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Art is supposed to move you even if it pushes you away.
Art is supposed to move you even if it pushes you away.
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“Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to… fb.me/3PXPRLW6K
“Profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to… fb.me/3PXPRLW6K
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If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.
If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.
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Since everyone is taking these tests right now, I felt obligated to share this. Please take note of the section… fb.me/1KRIe7BK7
Since everyone is taking these tests right now, I felt obligated to share this. Please take note of the section… fb.me/1KRIe7BK7
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BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online.
BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online.
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I love the fact that we live in a world where things like this exist. fb.me/3ahjXansV
I love the fact that we live in a world where things like this exist. fb.me/3ahjXansV
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After The Colbert Report ends they should just replace it with 30 minutes of “Comedy Central will return in a moment.”
After The Colbert Report ends they should just replace it with 30 minutes of “Comedy Central will return in a moment.”