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Eric just rediscovered an old story and brings it back to life. fb.me/26q4o0j7A

Thanks to all the bigots on Facebook, I’m not allowed to send private messages to non-friends for a month. Some of… fb.me/QpaoVpyv

This is gut-wrenching, especially if you realize what you’re seeing. This is what happens when artists grow up and… fb.me/IHf4ukvd

This was my first published short story. It originally appeared in the inaugural issue of The Next One literary… fb.me/2AclZfkBq

To pay my sister back for this morning’s violation of my Facebook, I’m…cooking lunch for her? fb.me/6pIPGKtJs

My sister just hijacked my phone. -.-

They call it “shopping,” but really, it’s spending.

Carl had a way of making you feel this way. fb.me/Hu5W8Dax

If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush.