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This is one of the most important films I’ve ever seen. fb.me/2G39EdSIH

For all my band geeks… fb.me/Hwmblzcx

The Colbert Report: People Who Are Destroying America: Johnny Cummings fb.me/1j55UCtlX

My ducking phone is a controlling dock. It autocorrects my shot without my dame permission.

Learn how to cook. When the zombie apocalypse happens, my first priority is to save the person that can turn… fb.me/2HkoZObjl

Humans are just domesticated primates.

People who have no baggage are clearly underprepared, and people with too much baggage will cause you to carry more than your fair share.

This is why everyone wants to be young and stupid. fb.me/IrChZhCq

Geeky fact of the day: There is a unit of measurement called a sagan, which is four billion. Thanks to Johnny… fb.me/POo6ppTG