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Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

What kind of candy are you? fb.me/1mdTGaUeR

You can’t have a third answer to a binary question. — feeling irked

“Never stop smiling, not even when you’re sad. Someone might fall in love with your smile.” ― Gabriel García Márquez

Well, I looked my demons in the eyes laid bare my chest, said, “Do your best, destroy me. You see, I’ve been to… fb.me/3cH3ytXaU

To whom it may concern: I’m coming to Lubbock today.

I absolutely love LastPass. Since I started using it I’ve never lost a password and never been hacked. My Gmail… fb.me/2jRu5HDTq

This is very serious. Change your passwords yesterday. fb.me/6FiF4vBzF

I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.