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What a perfect day for a road trip across Texas.

That awkward moment when your laugh is more amusing than the comment that caused it.

I haven’t been able to shower in two days because I’ve been on the lamb. Figuratively. The very first thing I did… fb.me/2FztdsZBt

The problem with debt collectors is that they feel entitled to money they never earned.

Sriracha bacon Gnutella cheesecake. Discuss.

May the 4th be with you. fb.me/6ssPCoJnE

If you can’t be good be careful. — at Rack-Em fb.me/15UQvhs4D

Home is where the hugs are.

What was the first MP3 you ever downloaded? #tbt