What I do to other people’s images: compositing, cleanup, restoration, manipulation. The craft on top of someone else’s source.
I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all… fb.me/5Sp35t1Ga
My latest video is heavy metal from Japan set to anime from America, so expect it to be loud and weird. eric.metze.us/uki-uki-food-f…
“We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” does not apply to the government.
Thank you, Kali, for introducing me to Sleigh Bells and inspiring this video and many more to come. fb.me/5DFENty0H
Sometimes even a first draft is worth sharing. The challenge now is to figure out how to make it look like Blake Belladonna is singing the lyrics sung by Alexis…
Some people write poetry, some people sculpt clay, and some people create videos. I’m in the latter category. fb.me/SfYq1chq
I have this story I’ve been working on for half of my life, which is daunting because it may take more life than I have to finish it.
My cat watches me clean her litter box. She even makes eye contact. That’s weird, right?
Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.
Happy #valentines everyone! pic.twitter.com/em5yuU07dn
Who are you more related to, your parents or your siblings?
It’s like the past few weeks of my social media feed manifested themselves into an episode. fb.me/5AQFu2nni
Me: That guy is a sexist, racist, hateful person. Internet: Whoa, Judgy McJudgerson…let’s hear him out first.
@awzurcher And then, a Trump staffer frantically searches Bing for “demonsterably.”
If you use the term SJW (or social justice warrior), then you’re basically saying, “I don’t care about people who care about other people.”
“Where does the time go?” “I dunno. The coffee table?”
I’m still not sold on the idea that backing into a parking spot is safer, but can we at least agree that if you… fb.me/16YJGBg2Z
@realDonaldTrump You are a grown ass man with one of the most important jobs in the world. When are you going to start acting like it?
If you’re upset about a commercial that promotes diversity/acceptance, you don’t get to call anyone a delicate little snowflake. #weaccept
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