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You can’t beat most mobile games, and that’s a huge reason why most of them suck.
You can’t beat most mobile games, and that’s a huge reason why most of them suck.
Manipulation
What I do to other people’s images: compositing, cleanup, restoration, manipulation. The craft on top of someone else’s source.
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.@NBCNews You’re tarnishing what little credibility you have left by allowing a terrible journalist to interview a fake one. #ShameonNBC
.@NBCNews You’re tarnishing what little credibility you have left by allowing a terrible journalist to interview a fake one. #ShameonNBC
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Henceforth, #maga supporters will be known as magats.
Henceforth, #maga supporters will be known as magats.
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I just took the recycling downstairs through our parking garage, and my cat followed me every step of the way. I think she’s half dog.
I just took the recycling downstairs through our parking garage, and my cat followed me every step of the way. I think she’s half dog.
Mashterpieces
United We Stand by Two Steps from Hell + For Honor from Ubisoft
“Perhaps we had a chance for peace, but desperation and trust are seldom allies.” This is my first video in 4k, which is interesting because I think they overdid it.…
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I aim this quote squarely at anyone who continues to accept Donald Trump’s lack of concern for the rest of… fb.me/66pOO4j6E
I aim this quote squarely at anyone who continues to accept Donald Trump’s lack of concern for the rest of… fb.me/66pOO4j6E
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My doctor visit today was $10. I’d say that qualifies as affordable.
My doctor visit today was $10. I’d say that qualifies as affordable.
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If you’re offended by what Kathy Griffin did but not by what Ted Nugent did, spare us your hypocritical outrage.
If you’re offended by what Kathy Griffin did but not by what Ted Nugent did, spare us your hypocritical outrage.
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I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on, but I didn’t get a drop on me. My first… fb.me/9lqjFgW8m
I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on, but I didn’t get a drop on me. My first… fb.me/9lqjFgW8m
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5-25-77 was perfect, especially when it wasn’t.
5-25-77 was perfect, especially when it wasn’t.
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We made a video for my favorite restaurant! fb.me/1ovhV0bhd
We made a video for my favorite restaurant! fb.me/1ovhV0bhd
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If you’re going to be the tasteless jackass that jokes about a tragedy, at least be funny. If you dont, you doubly fail.
If you’re going to be the tasteless jackass that jokes about a tragedy, at least be funny. If you dont, you doubly fail.
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I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”
I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”
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I just had my first conversation entirely in Spanish, and it felt like I had superpowers.
I just had my first conversation entirely in Spanish, and it felt like I had superpowers.
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Here’s a little something I baked up last night. fb.me/8I1e2tJFU
Here’s a little something I baked up last night. fb.me/8I1e2tJFU
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I edited this together months ago, and it’s currently experiencing a surge in popularity on YouTube. I almost… fb.me/1gKMvsEZ6
I edited this together months ago, and it’s currently experiencing a surge in popularity on YouTube. I almost… fb.me/1gKMvsEZ6
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I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.
I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.
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“Illusions” by Thomas Bergersen + Knights of the Eternal Throne fb.me/8w4zOwFNz
“Illusions” by Thomas Bergersen + Knights of the Eternal Throne fb.me/8w4zOwFNz