What I do to other people’s images: compositing, cleanup, restoration, manipulation. The craft on top of someone else’s source.
My cousin Steve’s latest Kickstarter met its goal in the first day. It’s now just a few hours away from ending, and… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1029798230031314950
It’s not what it looks like. I swear. pic.twitter.com/wY7oAlePEb
I created this lorem ipsum text without stopping to think about it, which should give you an idea of how my brain w… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1025095027507249158
@jjabrams @rianjohnson pic.twitter.com/5PZtb3Bfdg
#WhyIJoinedTwitter: I didn’t want anyone to take my screenname.
@mikeyface #ThanosMath should start trending during election season.
I wonder how many times I would’ve used a red turtle shell in traffic if they were real.
@It_Evaporated @castlerockhulu @hulu I do, indeed.
These days, almost anyone can be a food photographer. All you need is the right phone and the bravery to share food… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1023707872700649472
After reading countless comments online, I’m convinced the national language of the United States is third grade English.
@lloydleb She was talking to my mom’s Google Home. She was trying to say, “Okay Google.”
The first word I understood my toddler niece saying is “Google.”
I just bought a NES Classic on Amazon for retail price! Get one before the leeches do. amazon.com/gp/product/B01…
Thanks for all of the ads for ED medication, Facebook. Do you know something I don’t?
I was recently reunited with an old friend. #nintendo #gameboy #tetris facebook.com/EricPMetze/vid…
I was recently reunited with an old friend. #nintendo #gameboy #tetris pic.twitter.com/ionnoxUl2j
So, this is what I’d look like in glasses. pic.twitter.com/h7kabaaSvP
My cousin Steve launched a Kickstarter campaign early this morning. Five hours later, it was funded. If you’re in t… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1019288681566359555
RT @StephenKing: Hey, Texas! I suppose you’re going to re-elect Ted Cruz, but I hope you don’t. Beto O’Rourke is mega-cool. Smart, too. Als…
All things considered, not a bad way to end the day. pic.twitter.com/XGpYD2yxCD
@alyankovic I know this isn’t photoshopped, but it looks photoshopped.
One day I will visit an airport and not feel the need to check in. TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! — traveling to San Franci… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1014633098087149568
