Posts The guy next to me has an epic set of dreadlocks, an incredibly pensive look on his face, and he’s sketching on his cocktail napkin. I bet that napkin is worth more than my car. May 19, 2015
Aphorisms There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not. May 8, 2015
Posts The ability to have a conversation without taking or making it personal is disappointingly rare. May 8, 2015
Posts Our governor wants to deploy troops to stave off an impending military invasion by Obama. A mental illness of that magnitude should be grounds for removal from office. May 6, 2015
Aphorisms Springtime does to the rest of the animal kingdom what wine and chocolate do to us. Apr 21, 2015
Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself. Apr 4, 2015
Posts The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015
Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible. Apr 1, 2015