Category: Twitter

5-25-77 was perfect, especially when it wasn’t.

We made a video for my favorite restaurant! fb.me/1ovhV0bhd

If you’re going to be the tasteless jackass that jokes​ about a tragedy, at least be funny. If you dont, you doubly fail.

Current mood… fb.me/1dkdJBVVc

I love that I can type “aw” and my phone predicts “awesomesauce.”

I just had my first conversation entirely in Spanish, and it felt like I had superpowers.

Here’s a little something I baked up last night. fb.me/8I1e2tJFU

I edited this together months ago, and it’s currently experiencing a surge in popularity on YouTube. I almost… fb.me/1gKMvsEZ6

I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.