People keep sending me pictures of Zima like they know me or something. (Spoiler: they do.)
You can’t beat most mobile games, and that’s a huge reason why most of them suck.
.@NBCNews You’re tarnishing what little credibility you have left by allowing a terrible journalist to interview a fake one. #ShameonNBC
Henceforth, #maga supporters will be known as magats.
I just took the recycling downstairs through our parking garage, and my cat followed me every step of the way. I think she’s half dog.
I aim this quote squarely at anyone who continues to accept Donald Trump’s lack of concern for the rest of… fb.me/66pOO4j6E
My doctor visit today was $10. I’d say that qualifies as affordable.
If you’re offended by what Kathy Griffin did but not by what Ted Nugent did, spare us your hypocritical outrage.
I just got caught in the middle of a field as the sprinklers turned on, but I didn’t get a drop on me. My first… fb.me/9lqjFgW8m