Category: Twitter

This mug is so 90’s it brags about slow processors. #tbt fb.me/6zmJwxZ5L

These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read the handwriting on my own walls.

To all American drivers: If people are passing you on the right, then you are in the wrong lane.

I didn’t want to talk about immigration… fb.me/6WnqtLhkV

I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/6FTfRgVy0

Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

I just saw Luc Besson’s “Lucy.” I highly recommend it. It was sold as an action flick starring Scarlett… fb.me/1iitHCXJn

If I can raise at least $1,000 to help fight addiction, then I have to rappel down the side of a tall building in… fb.me/3pVOnGWLt

Without a point of reference, no one can describe a specific color.