Category: Twitter

I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Loaded question of the night: Why is it that at most bars the worst beers are the least expensive, but at… fb.me/2PZ5V60zY

If you have a few bucks laying around, I have a few words to trade you for them. It’s a decade old, but now it’s… fb.me/4cgrOaNdD

I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.

“Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.

Some days are more entertaining than others. fb.me/6DPHdhTwZ

Attention: Guardians of the Galaxy was fantastic. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”

If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.