Category: Twitter

Day 13,340: Despite leaving hundreds of clues, the humans still believe I am one of them.

Hippie birthday, Jennifer! — at Truck Yard fb.me/7PbiLx4AO

I jokingly asked Siri if she would like to play a game. She replied by opening a game called Continue?9876543210…. fb.me/6YzdcDrF7

Because today is Jennifer Metze’s birthday. fb.me/1lJrhwf1P

All the cool kids are doing it. fb.me/746TRTuCm

I’m I’m going going to to start start a a new new trend trend called called Twosday Twosday Tuesday Tuesday,, but… fb.me/3bVHELVb3

Don’t forget: Facebook was originally designed to be an online dating site.

If I were a redneck with a baby on the way, I would totally buy my wife a shirt that says: GOT ‘ER DID!

Oddball Festival with Louie CK and Sarah Silverman — at Gexa Energy Pavilion fb.me/1feWj81eO