If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.
Since everyone is taking these tests right now, I felt obligated to share this. Please take note of the section… fb.me/1KRIe7BK7
BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online.
I love the fact that we live in a world where things like this exist. fb.me/3ahjXansV
After The Colbert Report ends they should just replace it with 30 minutes of “Comedy Central will return in a moment.”
“See, it’s like, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that’s cool.” ~Butthead
A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if you drink enough, who cares?
I had to put on a long sleeve shirt today. The six month summer is finally over!
Just drop any random food item in a deep frier and sell for several dollars. — at State Fair of Texas fb.me/1DFi9bElQ