Posts Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, you’re a sociopath taking advantage of someone’s humanity. Jul 25, 2013
Posts Shorts on men shouldn’t be ironic or literal. If they go down to your shins they’re not short, and if they show off your upper thighs they’re way too short. Jul 22, 2013
Posts Anyone who believes this nation doesn’t have a serious problem with racism must not use the same internet I do. Jul 16, 2013
Posts Have you ever clicked a link and lost an hour of your life surfing randomly? On a related note, why do people ask rhetorical questions? Jul 15, 2013
Posts Dear firefighters of America, thank you for everything you do, and please forgive us for what we are going to do over the next couple days. Jul 3, 2013