Posts One of the things this world needs is a death metal version of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy.” #noreally May 27, 2015
Posts Dear California, Your water was delivered to us by mistake. Please come pick it up as soon as possible. Sincerely, Texas May 26, 2015
Posts The guy next to me has an epic set of dreadlocks, an incredibly pensive look on his face, and he’s sketching on his cocktail napkin. I bet that napkin is worth more than my car. May 19, 2015
Aphorisms There’s literally billions of people whom will be annoyed by this sentence, and alot of its because your not. May 8, 2015